ninjacow's definitions

Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010

Facepalm of Justice

Facepalm of Justice is when somebody does something extremely stupid, and you facepalm while uttering "Facepalm of Justice"

When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead

by ninjacow October 29, 2010

Sodium Hexaflouride

Anti-Helium. It is 6 times heavier than air, and some light objects, such as Styrofoam, can float in it. Your can pour it into a container to test this. Also, It will make your voice really low.

Man 1: Dude, my voice is awesome!
Man 2: That's because of sodium hexaflouride genius.

by ninjacow June 1, 2010

Hobbe

A child-turned monster from the game Fable and Fable 2

"Look out for that hobbe!" shouted Sparrow to Tereasa.

by ninjacow December 14, 2010

flubberwibbett

An exclamation that can signify any emotion

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when his car exploded

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when he got his first car

"flubberwibbett" mourned Charles when his mother died

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when he got hit by a car

by Ninjacow February 6, 2010

ninjacow

An intense bovine version of a ninja, that nobody expects.

Right when the bad guy is about to mug the farmer, and burn down the farm, the ninjacow strikes, and completely destroys the bad guy, before returning to it's herd.

by ninjacow July 16, 2010

eargasm

The amazing feeling you get from a Q-tip, or a finger in your ear.

When i used that Q-tip I had an eargasm!

by ninjacow September 28, 2011