3 definitions by nightbang
(Noun.) A constantly chirping(hence why they are birds,) smoke detector which is usually mounted on the ceiling, perhaps unbeknownst to its owner that it is indeed in need of a new battery.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
*beep*...*beep*...*beep*
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
by nightbang September 1, 2023
A common practice in many multiplayer video games. Depending on the game type it can have different meanings/ramifications.
In an RTS(real time strategy) one usually yolorushes by sending his entire army to neutralize a certain target or objective, often leaving his own base extremely vulnerable. The goal of the maneuver is to catch the opponent off guard who usually wont expect such a stupid and risky move. The attacker does so hoping to win the game at that point or probably die trying, hence making it truly YOLO.
In an MMORPG yolorushing usually involves a member of a team who decides to rush the boss by himself before his teammates can support him for whatever reason. Recklessly rushing certain parts of a puzzle or dungeon also applies, usually to the detriment of the team and possibly the death of the "yolorusher".
In an FPS one commonly does a yolorush by (unadvisedly) separating from his team in an attempt to get kills or simply hog all the glory in the match. Such an action could be spurred by other motives such as rage at a certain player. Either way, the yolorusher either gets lucky and ends up looking like a fucking stud or ends up being a stain on the carpet thanks to some sniper or a well organized team.
In an RTS(real time strategy) one usually yolorushes by sending his entire army to neutralize a certain target or objective, often leaving his own base extremely vulnerable. The goal of the maneuver is to catch the opponent off guard who usually wont expect such a stupid and risky move. The attacker does so hoping to win the game at that point or probably die trying, hence making it truly YOLO.
In an MMORPG yolorushing usually involves a member of a team who decides to rush the boss by himself before his teammates can support him for whatever reason. Recklessly rushing certain parts of a puzzle or dungeon also applies, usually to the detriment of the team and possibly the death of the "yolorusher".
In an FPS one commonly does a yolorush by (unadvisedly) separating from his team in an attempt to get kills or simply hog all the glory in the match. Such an action could be spurred by other motives such as rage at a certain player. Either way, the yolorusher either gets lucky and ends up looking like a fucking stud or ends up being a stain on the carpet thanks to some sniper or a well organized team.
Player5: fuck it! Ima yolorush blue, some1 cover my ass or I might get pwnd. *player5 proceeds to emptying his base of all units and blitzes blue's base*
by nightbang February 7, 2014
Down to bang, usually meant as a question to one's friends asking them if they want to participate in a gangbang of any sort. The "gangbang" can range from anything to group sex and generally fucking someone up to kicking some serious ass in a multiplayer video game(see pub stomp). The last is often the most fun and enjoyable.
(on instant messager)
Guy1 to Guy 2: dtb?
Guy2: sure, gimme a min.
Guy2 to Guy3: hey man me and a few others are dtb, u in?
Guy3: Fuck yeah, lez bang!
Guy1 to Guy 2: dtb?
Guy2: sure, gimme a min.
Guy2 to Guy3: hey man me and a few others are dtb, u in?
Guy3: Fuck yeah, lez bang!
by nightbang February 7, 2014