6 definitions by niftydog

poltergoosed

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

by niftydog November 28, 2007

beer pong

The stench of stale beer. Most often experienced the morning after a party. Is also encountered in the keg room of respectable bars, or ubiquitously in dives.

Poo-whiff! beer pong!

by niftydog May 14, 2007

Domer

Homer Simpson - as spoken by baby Bart in "Lisa's First Word" episode 9F09.

Bart: Homer!
Homer: Homer is what grown-ups call me. Call me Daddy.
Bart: Homer!
Homer: Daddy!
Bart: Homer!
Homer: Daddy!
Bart: Da- Da- Da
Homer: Yes?
Bart: Domer!
Homer: Why you little...!!!

by niftydog May 3, 2007

Poo-whiff

And exclamation of disgust uttered immediately after you cop a whiff of something that curls your nose hairs.

Poo-whiff, Barry, better lay-off the beans, old son!

by niftydog May 14, 2007

Muesday

The Tuesday following a holiday Monday. Feels like Monday, but is actually a Tuesday. Can totally fuck your week up and cause you to miss meetings and piss off your friends.

I missed an appointment today because my subconscious was convinced it was Monday, when it was actually Muesday.

by niftydog January 29, 2008

spectacularse

Describes a girl with a bum that's so sexy that makes your mouth water.

spectacularse should be spoken with syllabic emphasis;

GARY: <drool>
LARY: ZOMG! That chick is spec-tac-ul-arse!
GARY: Could you pass me a tissue please? Actually, better make it two, thanks Lary.
LARY: Jesus wept, Gary! Keep it in your pants!

by niftydog September 16, 2008