1 definition by niftyandspiffy101

A boy who is unbelievably exciting over text message or Facebook and then lacks any inkling of excitement when in person.
*over text*
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!

*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable
by niftyandspiffy101 October 23, 2011
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