14 definitions by mr.corruption

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 20, 2020

starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.

While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.

by mr.corruption June 21, 2005

did

Refering to sexual intercourse in the past tense.

Dude, don't be pissed, but I did your sister last night.

by mr.corruption June 2, 2005

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 2, 2005

L bomb

When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond.

Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!

-- Damn. What did you do?

I said 'I love you too'.

-- You pussy.

by mr.corruption July 13, 2005

steaming

In Texas Hold-em, the act of playing recklessly after losing a big pot.

Jim was obviously steaming, going all-in with seven duce off suit after losing ten grand on that last hand.

by mr.corruption May 26, 2005

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.

"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."

by mr.corruption June 2, 2005