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synonmous with pathetic: remember, if you're not pathetic, you probably aren't cute either. if you're cute, well, but happy that you're cute.
girl(talking about guy2):Aww.. he's so cute!
guy1: I wish I were cute, but you know, I've got a spine.
guy2: ^_______________^
guy1: I wish I were cute, but you know, I've got a spine.
guy2: ^_______________^
by mouse May 16, 2005
Get the cute mug.A stupid tv show that gets rep just because peeps wanna see Simon Cowell be mean to the people that are trying to become an American Idol. The people just try out for because they work in barber shop and have sucky lives. Well poor you i guess you shoulda went to colege. And a niger called Randey one of the juges acts like a complete idiot when he trys to be cool when he says "Dog". Man can you say anything else. Will it ever stop American thats my concern. But i hope it will. Paula sometimes kiss's Simon and its so gay she trys to act all cool when she does it.
"it sucks llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
by Mouse April 12, 2005
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by mouse May 8, 2005
Get the murderporn mug.Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.
Guy: That's messed up
Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.
Guy: That's messed up
Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.
by mouse May 15, 2005
Get the schiavoed mug.so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.
by mouse May 15, 2005
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