appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.
A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"
by minagica June 18, 2015
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jewelty

People who wear a lot of jewelry or expensive jewelry (or both!) in order to appear rich and/or important and/or to show off their wealth for whatever reason. The concept of "jewelry" can, in this context, be expanded to include any status symbol that one may flaunt, from fancy villas in popular neighbourhoods to going shopping wearing Louboutin heels. The concept is to be contrasted with the concepts of "royalty", "nobility" and "old money" in general, which usually refer to people who are so famous due to their old money that they need not wear it in order to have people know about it. The concept is comparable to "nouveau riche" but it also applies to those merely mimicking the nouveau riche without actually having the bank account to match (or keep up!).
The Kardashians are jewelty - and so is the woman who tried to look like Kim Kardashian through plastic surgery!
by minagica February 12, 2015
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sucrosity

Sucrose content of a sugar solution. Since sucrose is also the regular table sugar, the word can simply mean sugar content of a drink, juice or syrup.
In order to run our experiment, we had to increase the sucrosity of our solution gradually, by about 5 grams of sucrose at a time.
by minagica April 10, 2011
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swampquarium

An aquarium that mimics a swamp environment, either on purpose or out of neglect.
Over time, the algae and the pond snails have turned the planted tank into a swampquarium.
by minagica October 04, 2015
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throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.
I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.
by minagica December 18, 2014
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fructosity

Fructose content of a chemical solution or fruit.
At an average of 25125mg per serving, the fructosity of raw, peeled apples is rather high.
by minagica April 10, 2011
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pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P
I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.
by minagica July 10, 2010
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