minagica's definitions

sucrosity

Sucrose content of a sugar solution. Since sucrose is also the regular table sugar, the word can simply mean sugar content of a drink, juice or syrup.

In order to run our experiment, we had to increase the sucrosity of our solution gradually, by about 5 grams of sucrose at a time.

by minagica April 28, 2011

dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

fructosity

Fructose content of a chemical solution or fruit.

At an average of 25125mg per serving, the fructosity of raw, peeled apples is rather high.

by minagica April 28, 2011

pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P

I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.

by minagica July 11, 2010

throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.

I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.

by minagica December 18, 2014

lovestipation

An inability to behave romantically out of some sort of fear of looking weak, or of getting ridiculed, or of only wanting to say certain things to or do certain things with "the one" and feeling dubious about the current significant other being it.

Jack was experiencing lovestipation with Mary to the point of treating her as a mere acquaintance in public even after a full year of dating, but he got over it by the time they got married.

by minagica January 13, 2015

jewelty

People who wear a lot of jewelry or expensive jewelry (or both!) in order to appear rich and/or important and/or to show off their wealth for whatever reason. The concept of "jewelry" can, in this context, be expanded to include any status symbol that one may flaunt, from fancy villas in popular neighbourhoods to going shopping wearing Louboutin heels. The concept is to be contrasted with the concepts of "royalty", "nobility" and "old money" in general, which usually refer to people who are so famous due to their old money that they need not wear it in order to have people know about it. The concept is comparable to "nouveau riche" but it also applies to those merely mimicking the nouveau riche without actually having the bank account to match (or keep up!).

The Kardashians are jewelty - and so is the woman who tried to look like Kim Kardashian through plastic surgery!

by minagica February 11, 2015