minagica's definitions

throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.

I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.

by minagica December 18, 2014

babypocalypse

1) Being surrounded by an unusually large number of babies - often crying - in a location that is not generally known for them (such as a plane). The unnaturally high number of babies may lend the experience a degree of creepiness.

2) Having a lot of babies being born within a short period of time within one's social circle, carrying with it the dramatic and involuntary end (apocalypse) of a period of one's life.

1) Good thing the pilot couldn't hear the babypocalypse going on in the plane behind him from the closed doors of the cockpit or he may have had an accident from all that noise!

2) John: "I don't have anyone to hang out with at the bar on Friday evenings anymore."
Jane: "What happened to all of your friends? Didn't you have a tight group?"
Joe: "A babypocalypse happened! One by one they all became fathers within the last 3 months!"

by minagica June 14, 2015

appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.

A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"

by minagica June 25, 2015

net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.

You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?

by minagica November 29, 2015

pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P

I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.

by minagica July 11, 2010

lovestipation

An inability to behave romantically out of some sort of fear of looking weak, or of getting ridiculed, or of only wanting to say certain things to or do certain things with "the one" and feeling dubious about the current significant other being it.

Jack was experiencing lovestipation with Mary to the point of treating her as a mere acquaintance in public even after a full year of dating, but he got over it by the time they got married.

by minagica January 13, 2015

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015