Musical Instrument Digital Interface
Gangster-ass ways of letting music devices communicate between one and another.
Except it has serious bottlenecks in speed - which fucks up its entire purpose.
Gangster-ass ways of letting music devices communicate between one and another.
Except it has serious bottlenecks in speed - which fucks up its entire purpose.
MIDI Controller: NOTE-ON
Korg MS2000: BEEEEEEAAAA
MIDI CONTROLLER: <continued note-on event>
Korg MS2000: AAAAAAAAA
MIDI Controller: NOTE-OFF
Korg MS2000: AAAAaaaaaa......
Korg MS2000: BEEEEEEAAAA
MIDI CONTROLLER: <continued note-on event>
Korg MS2000: AAAAAAAAA
MIDI Controller: NOTE-OFF
Korg MS2000: AAAAaaaaaa......
by midinerd September 21, 2019
Get the MIDImug. A combination of the words "post," "boast," and "poaching." It is a reflexive action of participating in social media culture of displaying ones personal life out of temptation to compete with their peers, while inadvertently volunteering personal information about the self and ones relatives.
person1: Did you see person2's vacation photos?
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!
by midinerd May 08, 2018
Get the poastingmug. 70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.
Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.
Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.
Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"
Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"
Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"
by midinerd September 21, 2019
Get the Fernmug. A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
Get the left testmug. "Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 01, 2019
Get the Shit-tasticmug. bluebrains
Akin to "blue-balls", brains that have become blue are swelled up with potential.
A given engineering problem exists, and the user has all of the facilities to resolve the answers, but simply has not yet.
Due to the unrelenting desire to further ones area of expertise, the brain intrinsically reminds them to move closer to a point of final realization. Eventually a headache will persist until the user gives in to their own abilities and approaches the climax of conceptual completion.
Akin to "blue-balls", brains that have become blue are swelled up with potential.
A given engineering problem exists, and the user has all of the facilities to resolve the answers, but simply has not yet.
Due to the unrelenting desire to further ones area of expertise, the brain intrinsically reminds them to move closer to a point of final realization. Eventually a headache will persist until the user gives in to their own abilities and approaches the climax of conceptual completion.
"I'm working on a real-time non-blocking audio DSP chain that unfurls a system of nodes way faster than I could ever do it.
But I'm too lazy right now to get around to it. It's starting to ache, yet it's all within my control: I've got bluebrains."
But I'm too lazy right now to get around to it. It's starting to ache, yet it's all within my control: I've got bluebrains."
by midinerd February 12, 2019
Get the bluebrainsmug. A person who is dense in the head - as if they have literally dipped their head in shit and now their senses are dulled.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.
Me: "I was going to take my drink with me, but that dipshit thought it would be better to enforce th rules."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."
by midinerd April 01, 2019
Get the dipshitmug.