medicalmechanica's definitions

Palinstan

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

metallicunt

Term used to describe usually young, newbie fans of Metallica that have just listened to their latest albums and pretend to know all about the band when they actually don't.

Jay: I think Rob Trujillo is the best bassist Metallica has ever had!
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt

by medicalmechanica February 14, 2010

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.

Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...

by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010

Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 2, 2010

chinkanzee

A chimpanzee of Chinese origin.

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!

by medicalmechanica March 8, 2010

emocratic

Adjective used when an emo person chooses and succeeds in attempting suicide.

person 1: hey! I heard Tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery.

person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.

by medicalmechanica March 14, 2010