medicalmechanica's definitions

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Fuckality

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.

Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY

by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010

ethnical difficulties

Whenever you have trouble trying to communicate clearly with another person of different ethnicity.

Guy 1: my supervisor almost fired me when that Mexican dude didn't understand that we don't sell tacos.
Guy 2: what did you tell him?
Guy1: that we were having some ethnical difficulties.

by medicalmechanica June 16, 2011

bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 3, 2010

Fapentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011

Nigganthropy

A serious condition that manifests itself after being bitten by a nigger, and results in the victim's transformation into a nigger.

Many wiggers suffer from this disease.

-Damn, this niglet bit me when she was giving me head.
-Oh man, you'd better get that checked soon, you don't wanna end up with nigganthropy like Eminem!

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2013