medicalmechanica's definitions

Fapentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011

ethnical difficulties

Whenever you have trouble trying to communicate clearly with another person of different ethnicity.

Guy 1: my supervisor almost fired me when that Mexican dude didn't understand that we don't sell tacos.
Guy 2: what did you tell him?
Guy1: that we were having some ethnical difficulties.

by medicalmechanica June 16, 2011

bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 3, 2010

Nigganthropy

A serious condition that manifests itself after being bitten by a nigger, and results in the victim's transformation into a nigger.

Many wiggers suffer from this disease.

-Damn, this niglet bit me when she was giving me head.
-Oh man, you'd better get that checked soon, you don't wanna end up with nigganthropy like Eminem!

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2013

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Pregator

A overly possessive girl that seeks (or hunts) a guy (or prey) and gets pregnant from him just so she can use it as an excuse to stay with (or keep) him forever. Sometimes, the target male doesn't necessarily have to be the child's father.

Bob: Man, Hilary is so hot and awesome and I think she likes me, I'm totally going for it.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.

by medicalmechanica October 23, 2012

Hallowbean

The way Halloween is called in Mexico.

Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!

by medicalmechanica November 4, 2011