medicalmechanica's definitions
An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.
by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010
Get the chosen cuntmug. guy 1: damn, I guess In Haiti they weren't READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar
by medicalmechanica July 25, 2010
Get the lolstarmug. by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010
Get the Nighttrollermug. Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.
-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013
Get the butterallmug. A overly possessive girl that seeks (or hunts) a guy (or prey) and gets pregnant from him just so she can use it as an excuse to stay with (or keep) him forever. Sometimes, the target male doesn't necessarily have to be the child's father.
Bob: Man, Hilary is so hot and awesome and I think she likes me, I'm totally going for it.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.
by medicalmechanica October 23, 2012
Get the Pregatormug. by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010
Get the asspirinmug. When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.
Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...
by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010
Get the shoecidemug.