medicalmechanica's definitions

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

teenigger

A teenage nigger.

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!

by medicalmechanica June 11, 2010

growplay

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

by medicalmechanica June 3, 2010

Hallowbean

The way Halloween is called in Mexico.

Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!

by medicalmechanica November 4, 2011

mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!

by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011

ethnical difficulties

Whenever you have trouble trying to communicate clearly with another person of different ethnicity.

Guy 1: my supervisor almost fired me when that Mexican dude didn't understand that we don't sell tacos.
Guy 2: what did you tell him?
Guy1: that we were having some ethnical difficulties.

by medicalmechanica June 16, 2011

chinkanzee

A chimpanzee of Chinese origin.

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!

by medicalmechanica March 8, 2010