chinkanzee

A chimpanzee of Chinese origin.

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!

by medicalmechanica March 08, 2010

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

Fapentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

by medicalmechanica October 05, 2011

bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 03, 2010

Hugball

The real meaning of the sport known as American Football, as the ball is rarely in contact with the players' feet, in contrast, most of the time it's on the player's arms holding it ever so passionately.

person1: why in the world do they call this game Football?

person 2: 'cause it was too gay to call it Hugball

by medicalmechanica December 19, 2009

deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.

Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...

by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010

Nigganthropy

A serious condition that manifests itself after being bitten by a nigger, and results in the victim's transformation into a nigger.

Many wiggers suffer from this disease.

-Damn, this niglet bit me when she was giving me head.
-Oh man, you'd better get that checked soon, you don't wanna end up with nigganthropy like Eminem!

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2013