5 definitions by matterri
Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.
Jen: “Ouch!”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.
Jen: “Ouch!”
by matterri October 8, 2017
The act of scrounging the pantry, the frig or the seat cushions in order to find enough morsels to make up a meal. Based on the popular television show.
Man, potted meat, Vienna sausages and a half a pack of Ramen. We need to get some cash, these Survivor Lunches are killing me!
by matterri August 6, 2010
Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.
John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
by matterri September 14, 2016
Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
by matterri September 23, 2016
Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
by matterri April 24, 2017