2 definitions by mattarkot

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011