shirt mullet

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.

Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 09, 2018

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

milk wheeze

a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".

Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018

vinegars

A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".

"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 20, 2019

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 03, 2025

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020