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tabs on deck 

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to have xanax on-hand.
if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

frog up 

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a term used to describe when one takes more than three mind-altering substances at once.

past tense - "frogged up"
I need to frog up before my custody hearing!

office hot

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when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

knuckle children 

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"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

throwing yellow 

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"Brad last week got so wasted, he started throwing yellow over Jennifer's Prius."

nose oyster 

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a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.
"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

tom brady kiss

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a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".
Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!
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