marblecakealsothegame13's definitions

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 3, 2025

frog up

a term used to describe when one takes more than three mind-altering substances at once.

past tense - "frogged up"

I need to frog up before my custody hearing!

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 28, 2024

office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.

Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

throwing yellow

urinating.

"Brad last week got so wasted, he started throwing yellow over Jennifer's Prius."

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 24, 2020

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 8, 2020