marblecakealsothegame13's definitions

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018

office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.

Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018

panhandler

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.

"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019

wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018

vinegars

A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".

"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 20, 2019