cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
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poor man's ferrari

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 02, 2018
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nose oyster

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"
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Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
by marblecakealsothegame13 January 03, 2019
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ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.
"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 05, 2018
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office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021
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milk wheeze

a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
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