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a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018
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not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 5, 2018
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also known as a "protein stain".
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
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based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
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by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018
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