marblecakealsothegame13's definitions

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018

panhandler

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.

"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019

cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 8, 2020

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018