3 definitions by malice33

dream crush

a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.

Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush

Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!

by malice33 January 17, 2011

rock my boat

To come close to rocking someone's world, but falling just shy, thus only "rocking their boat"

Friend: What do you think of Susie Q?

Me: Not bad, but she didn't rock my boat.

by malice33 January 9, 2011

albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".

Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.

by malice33 November 26, 2015