mal's definitions

clingfilm

What you use to wrap Roy Orbison up in.

My terrapin Jetta watched me slowly wrap Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

by mal June 21, 2004

Kep

An endangered and rare hippo that lives in Hong Kong known to feast on hypocrisy and man-paste. Of very little value.

Well you've changed your tune quickly you little Kep.

by Mal December 12, 2021

mal

to be mean or {evil}

spanish- mal means bad, as well in 5 other

by mal November 11, 2003

nonyo

I don't think so; Hell no

"Yo, you want to date my one tooth cousin."
"NONYO!"

by MAL July 2, 2003

Malrourke

A charismatic and loveable yet somewhat eccentric space traveller who explores space in his Hurricane Mk II. Wields a magic umbrella and has a strange affinity for sushi and sake.

none. he's a character!

by Mal February 7, 2004

cling-film

See clingfilm.

"So it appears that I have been wrapped in cling-film," said Roy Orbison without emotion. "Yes," I agreed.

by mal June 25, 2004

half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

by mal June 18, 2004