20 definitions by ma jones

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.
Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter
by ma jones May 17, 2004
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that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.
by ma jones May 27, 2004
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a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack
person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."
by ma jones May 6, 2004
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sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties
usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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a good and/or cool thing.
fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks
by ma jones May 6, 2004
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