lynnpd99's definitions

Majester

A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.

The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.

by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

maker

A maker is the parent of a newly made vampire. A maker has status in the vampire community.

Bill was ordered to become Jessica's maker by the Majester as his sentence at the Vampire tribunal.

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

moyerism

The act of searching the internet hoping to see information about the actor Stephen Moyer and deriving sexual enjoyment and gratification.

I felt like a voyeur as I performed my "daily moyerism" of surfing the internet to find photos of Stephen Moyer.

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

fangbanger

A human who enjoys having have sex with and allows vampires to drink their blood.

Gran asked what a fangbanger was and Sookie explained that it is a human who allows vampires to drink their blood and enjoys having sex with them, sometimes for money.
(characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

essence

What is shared from one Vampire to another while making a new vampire from a human.

After exchanging blood with the human Jessica in the act of making her a vampire, Bill Compton was buried in the ground so he could share his essence with her, a vital part of making a vampire. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

mine

The word used by a vampire to tell other vampires that a particular human is his/her property and no other vampires can feed on them.

When the three vampires began to drink the blood of Sookie, Bill shouted, "Stop, She is Mine". (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009