13 definitions by lynnpd99
A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.
The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.
by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009
Gran asked what a fangbanger was and Sookie explained that it is a human who allows vampires to drink their blood and enjoys having sex with them, sometimes for money.
(characters in True Blood)
(characters in True Blood)
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
The act of searching the internet hoping to see information about the actor Stephen Moyer and deriving sexual enjoyment and gratification.
I felt like a voyeur as I performed my "daily moyerism" of surfing the internet to find photos of Stephen Moyer.
by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009
An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.
Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
The word used by a vampire to tell other vampires that a particular human is his/her property and no other vampires can feed on them.
When the three vampires began to drink the blood of Sookie, Bill shouted, "Stop, She is Mine". (characters from True Blood)
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
Even though Tara likes Sam she couldn't help but antagonize him and treat him in such a way that makes their relationship impossible. With this behavior, she is definitely "unboyfriendable".
by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009