3 definitions by llcoolc

not appropriate for court

1) A term used to address an awkward faux pas related to a sexual encounter.

2) It can also indicate a faux pas made in terms of outward appearance.

Example 1:

Adam: So I teabagged Clare last night!
Sue: That's not appropriate for court!

Example 2:

Cindy: Daddy, why don't you keep your hair long?
Richard: That's not appropriate for court.

by llcoolc February 2, 2010

big musky

The name for a really big penis.

Courtney: Do you have a big musky?
Stuart: Yes

by llcoolc January 22, 2010

woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 2, 2010