lis's definitions

werd

whatever the fuck jon wants it to mean

see chinese fleamarket

lis: "waffle"
jon: "werd"

(aka: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME WAFFLE ALL I WAS DOING WAS TRYING TO HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU RUIN IT WITH A BEAUTIFUL BREAKFAST FOOD")

by lis August 4, 2004

Freshman Friday

In many high schools Fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. It's amazing how creative the upperclassmen can get actually.

I used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form sexual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it "hazing".

by Lis May 7, 2005

West Virginia

We're not Virginia.

I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.

by lis May 28, 2003

woofrigginhoo

adj: a sarcastic expletive of excitement

*someone tells you that you're related to Bill Clinton* -.- Woofigginhoo...

by Lis July 16, 2003

WENIS

a really chubby wanker that is made of a baseball bat

HOLY cow! Todd really has a weird wenis

by lis December 29, 2003

wet slap

When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.

John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.

by Lis June 25, 2005

Dylan

Dylan is a male name,

he can be the biggest asshole
but he can also be the biggest sweet heart if he wants to.
Dylans usually has brown eyes and his usually handsome.
Joseph is his middle name.
Dylans like long relationships and have the tendency of being complete dicks in the begining of the relationship and is in a 2 year one right now with a girl name Laura(;
Dylans change for somebody they love and they would do anything to see their girl smile.

Avery: Is Laura still dating Dylan?
Emily: Yeah I don't know how she deals with it.
Avery: His such a sweet heart though, I can't stand them being together, I want him for myself !
Emily: Have fun with that haha they've been together for 2 years..

by LIS October 13, 2014