14 definitions by lilzor

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.

by lilzor November 28, 2016

MLG

MLG stands for My Little Gangster. It is a spinoff of My Little Pony for adults, and it is rated NC-17. It is about how a wannabe gangster little boy tries to be a gangbanger (in my opinion, VERY funny). It has racism, nudity, and gore. Basically your typical messed up adult's show.

Guy 1: Dude, did you watch MLG last night?
Guy 2: Bro, you watch that show? You are totally messed up, man.
Guy 1: No, I think it's funny. Especially when Avory the wannabe gangster gets beat up.
Guy 2: Good, that skinny-ass football head wannabe is so annoying.

by lilzor June 22, 2016

top bangah

1. Popular Hawaiian slang for the most competent physical fighter in a specified school, town, city, province, state, country, planet, etc.
2. Me

I da top bangah of da island lick any faka up n up, try fo pull up kalihi 96817 if u fags like test um

by lilzor October 21, 2019

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 11, 2017

hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.

Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.

by lilzor July 21, 2016

8

8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."

by lilzor July 19, 2016

homie dog

A dog who is loyal to you and will help you with everything you want and risk his/her life for you. You want to eat? Your homie dog will get you food. You want to train your homie dog? He will be trained in a day. You want to kill your enemy? Your homie dog will pin your enemy down and bite your enemy hard.

Josh: Jaray, why did your dog bite that guy who punched you?

Jaray: Cuz. He's my homie dog.

by lilzor June 21, 2016