5 definitions by leche82

Dalefication

The act of agreeing to some sort of event or fuckery by using the Spanish slang “dale”

Nelson: ayo, Whats good with this weekends dalefication at BX Brewery?

Emmy: dale

by leche82 November 7, 2019

struggle shit

When sitting on a stall and all efforts to produce a normal bowl movement are not possible; so you make loud audible noises and squirm. Resembling the act of pushing out a fetus.

Dude is it ever ok to struggle shit at work? I'm pretty sure I just heard Matt in there, trying to push out a fetus.

by leche82 January 4, 2017

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.

by leche82 November 16, 2017

Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.

Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.

by leche82 September 1, 2016

Ball Cough

A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.

Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.

by leche82 April 10, 2014