laurstanz's definitions

Homsar

1.Song from the 60s
2.Raised by a cup of coffee
3.Was the pride of the peaches
4.Captain of the gravy train
That pretty much sums up the lil guy who runs around calling people strange names, he also can't really talk properly.

...I'm the captain of the Gravy Train! Brought my favorite flower: bassoooooooon! Sure beats breakin' up with meeeee...

by laurstanz August 8, 2003

CGNU

Strong Bad, the Cheat and Strong Mad are the head of CGNU...The Crazy Go Nuts University. Their sports team is the golf team who smashes up the opposing team with a golf club (usually the opposing team is electronics). The team mascot is the CGNU Dumples.

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club. C! G! N!... U! Me?

by laurstanz October 28, 2003

Stiny

The evil version of Strong Bad has a sidekick...and thats who Stiny is...he gets Strong Bad danishes and he spills coffee on Strong Bad's evil plans.

Stiny! Get me a danish!
Stiny! Who spilled coffee all over my plans for the nucleur reactor?

by laurstanz October 28, 2003

The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

Coach Z

the coach of the football-basketball team (according to the pitch they play on)...his accent is getting out of hand and words usually end up with "R"s in them. He once had a rap single in his far off home country called 'These People try to fade me!' though no-one has ever heard the song.

(Being given some Jujy-Fruits) Ooh! Jurjy-Fruits! Oh i mean: Georgey-Frorts! Georgey-Frooooorrrgy! George Forman?

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

strong bad

a mexican wrestler who likes 2 sing and think he's awesome...he also likes baking and saying "holy crap"

...o holy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! this guy he said he was stupiiiid and i belieeeeeved him...

by laurstanz August 8, 2003

kar

KAR, as in the KAR98k rifle...can be used with or without a scope and is accurate as hell! I own on Medal of Honor with that rifle.

by laurstanz October 30, 2003