laZfireman's definitions

Skell

A jobless, worthless, drug using, wellfare ridden scumbag, usually found in New Britain, Ct.

James is a no good skell.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008

on the job

A no good, lazy, pasta eating, trickster. That works for a fire dept but never does any real work. To be on the job is to be a hornswaggler of the tax payers hard earned money.

Jarred is on the job.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008

I.A.F.F

A union of workers, usually landscapers. They bond together in one common goal: to grieve as much as possible in order to do as little work as possible all while hornswaggling the tax payers for as much money as possible. Oh yeah, every once in a while they fight a fire.

Jarred is in the I.A.F.F.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008