kymcleod's definitions

P.U.S.H.

Abbreviated form one of two phrases:-

Please Use Soft Hands

OR

Phuk U Shit Head

P.U.S.H. tattooed on a cock means one of the abpve to a mand and one to a woman (depnding on how the owner swings)

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

thwapt

Local slang for Wapped

"Ee' thwapt his there cock out, so he did!!"

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

chicken lover

An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger

Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

amiga

see also atari and Atari ST for the amiga's immitator and competition.

So dude, you getting an amiga or an ST?

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

pregnant

Slang term for a split condom

Holy shit! It Split! You're Pregnant!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003