kymcleod's definitions

oligopoly

In the context a monopoly, something to do with small companies owning a share of the market

What an oligopoly!

by kymcleod October 11, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

Fuck Face

The act of getting a really drunk bird and getting them to give you a blowjob then grabbing hold of the sides of her head and screwing her mouth and throat until you blow your load

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Non Porno version of the Bare Bitch Project

Why the fuck does whe have her clothes on? ITS NOT THE PORNO!!! WHAAAAAT???

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

yo mama

the first two words of some of the best and worst jokes of all time

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the record skips. AT THE RADIO STATION!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

amiga

see also atari and Atari ST for the amiga's immitator and competition.

So dude, you getting an amiga or an ST?

by kymcleod October 12, 2003