kymcleod's definitions

Fuck Face

The act of getting a really drunk bird and getting them to give you a blowjob then grabbing hold of the sides of her head and screwing her mouth and throat until you blow your load

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

childbirth

The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

phuk

Arguably more phonetic version of Fuck

You Phukka!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003