kymcleod's definitions

oligopoly

In the context a monopoly, something to do with small companies owning a share of the market

What an oligopoly!

by kymcleod October 11, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Fuck Face

The act of getting a really drunk bird and getting them to give you a blowjob then grabbing hold of the sides of her head and screwing her mouth and throat until you blow your load

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

weinerdog

A small sausage like dog, such as a thin poodle

Da
mn, that is one kickable weinerdog

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

wapping

Releasing your penis from its trousers and smacking it down hard on an inanimate object to give a slapping sound (Sometimes referred to as Cocklashing)

We were down the bar and Mike dropped his trousers and wapped it out for all to see

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

g-string

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String

Just twang the G-String!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003