8 definitions by kmfr
A video posted to youtube, which features a Russian man in a suit with a huge grin singing nonsense like "trolololololo, tralalalalala, yeyeyeyeyeye". The song is called "I'm so happy I'm finally coming home" and had real lyrics until Soviet censors denied them and the singer changed them to nonsense. The video itself is a recording of a 1966 performance of the song.
by kmfr November 5, 2010
The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
by kmfr November 3, 2010
A secretive unit of the US Marines made up of mainly 8 to 15 year olds. Its name comes from the unit's favorite pastime: bragging on xbox live. The Xbox Live Division frequently competes with the Army's PSN Corps.
by kmfr November 9, 2010
Something people started saying after Barack Obama was elected as president. President Obama is actually half white, with the other half being black African. Fox News accuses him of being a Soviet despite having no idea what Marxism-Leninism even is.
by kmfr November 3, 2010
Branch of the US military that primarily handles sea operations. The Navy also has air forces (naval aviators), ground forces (USMC is under the Department of the Navy), and special forces (SEALS, DEVGRU). The USN transports and provides support to Marines, along with anti-piracy operations and other duties. During the Cold War the Navy ran a huge intelligence program against the Soviet Union using submarines.
by kmfr August 30, 2010
A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.
by kmfr November 2, 2010
A system that, while looking fine on paper, has yet to be implemented correctly. The base ideology is that all industry and property is controlled by the state, which in turn provides most things to the people. Historically communist states were/are controlled by a dictator like Joseph Stalin or Kim Jong-il, who attempts to generate a cult of personality and downplay the negative traits of their state. Although calling themselves Marxist-Leninist, many of these states are degenerated totalitarian dictatorships, where the common people are subject to mass surveillance and everything is heavily censored. Currently the only communist states left are China, Cuba, North Korea, Laos, and Vietnam.
Mao and Stalin have each racked up death tolls upwards of 50 million people, in the name of creating the "utopian" state of communism envisioned by Karl Marx.
by kmfr October 27, 2010