killmeihavenolife's definitions

herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

dickenpox

a rare strain of hepatitis x

o fuck i have dickenpox!!!!!!

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

flap sex

1.the act of fat people or skinny doing it in the flaps(rolls) by being jerked off in on flaps or scissoring in the fat flap sex is a way some fat people show there affection since it's hard to find the lovers genitals.

(brandon) man i made sweet love to my boyfriend
(adam) i don't even want to know shut up
(brandon) man we did each other in the flap
(adam) so you had flap sex
(brandon) yeah
(adam) nice

by killmeihavenolife December 10, 2007

byedonkadonk

1.leaving badonkadonk
2.a bi person's badonkadonk

1.(a person staring as some big assed lady leaves) Byedonkadonk)
2.i want some of that byedonkadonk.

by killmeihavenolife October 7, 2007

jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

rokadok

sex on a boat dock or sex a boat on the dock

man i love to rokadok with her

by killmeihavenolife October 7, 2007