15 definitions by kidlou

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
by kidlou January 5, 2011
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A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
by kidlou December 25, 2010
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A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
by kidlou December 20, 2010
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another name for a whore/ slut.
You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.
by kidlou December 26, 2011
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a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.
Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.
by kidlou January 23, 2011
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What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
by kidlou December 26, 2011
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