8 definitions by jwka2001
by jwka2001 May 17, 2010
A fat chick, who is always pregnant. She is always pregnant and when she isnt, she always looks as if she is. Of course she's always wanting more broods of failure to come out of her stove. She doesnt have a job typically, unless you count creating failures from her stink crevice.
What!? How many kids do you have...and your pregnant AGAIN! Damn your one Pot Belly Stove. Here take this vacuum and close hanger and rid the world one more failure.
by jwka2001 April 1, 2011
To take a massive shit in a toilet and not flush it, only to leave it for others to find. What you and others do in public toilets or toilets that aren't yours.
I went in to take a shit and someone had committed a brown crime all over the toilet. It was even on the floor, and the walls too. The only part that didnt have shit on it was where the baby was.
by jwka2001 May 21, 2010
A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.
by jwka2001 March 31, 2009
by jwka2001 May 17, 2010
by jwka2001 June 6, 2010
A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.
There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?
by jwka2001 May 30, 2010