5 definitions by jshrubz

like a b0:55

A stupid comment that unoriginal hipsters copypasta all over dubstep videos on Youtube. Most dubsteps' drops are around the 55 second mark which the comment will skip to due to the 0:55. It gets really annoying seeing it on every video.

Yeah man, drop it like a b0:55!!!

by jshrubz December 13, 2011

Canadian Hunter

Relatively cheap Canadian whiskey that equates to the poor man's Crown Royal. Pretty good with a mixer, but if you're thinking about drinking this shit straight, then you're an idiot. Consume too much and you'll probably end up walking around town in the middle of the night, no matter the temperature, and waking up with a serious headache.

Why should I pay out the ass for Crown when I have this perfectly good 10 dollar bottle of Canadian Hunter?

by jshrubz September 7, 2010

Turkey-hell

Popular synonym for "fuck that" amongst stoners in the American South. Variattions could also be "turkey-fuck", "turkey-piss" or "turkey-shit".

Stoner #1: Dude, could you please go get me a big fuckin' glass of tea?

Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!

by jshrubz July 12, 2008

Charlie Kelly

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

by jshrubz April 7, 2011

chiefer

Someone who excessively hogs the blunt, joint, bong, etc. and takes way too long with the hit.

Stoner 1: Dude, you've had that blunt for like 10 minutes.

Stoner 2: Man, I just got it. Let me hit it.

Stoner 1: You fucking chiefer. Give me that! *slaps chiefer

by jshrubz March 16, 2008