32 definitions by jono

back door bandit

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003

adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.

You are such a damn pecker face, you ran over my dog!

by jono December 13, 2003

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by jono March 27, 2005

A bloke who has lost control of his life
A total wanker

by jono February 16, 2005

dat's only in da mownin

by jono February 11, 2004

by jono April 26, 2003

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by jono February 16, 2005