58 definitions by jondich

Woke Imperialism

A foreign policy is used by nation-states to dictate to other nations based on perceived injustices the other nations are committing.

The United States uses Woke Imperialism on their approach to Isreal after the October 7th attacks by Hamas.

by jondich May 28, 2024

Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation

I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

by jondich September 4, 2021

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 13, 2021

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

by jondich October 4, 2023

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 5, 2024

Spindick

A person who deflects the attention from themselves or creates an excuse when caught in a fallacy or lie.

He is a spindick because he was sweet talking to his girlfriend when he was caught in a lie about other girlfriends.

by jondich June 8, 2018

Prick Bitches

A gender-fluid term for an idiot or stupid person. The term can be used regardless of gender.

How many prick bitches do we need hogging up the aisles in Walmart when are trying to get groceries.

by jondich December 28, 2022