3 definitions by joeeking
Is to fart on to a females face while she is sleeping and is lying on her side then loudly clap your hands in her ear she will wake up in complete fear and distress only to then smell the rancid odor floating around her face.
Should only be done after a trip to taco bell or Fajita night.
Should only be done after a trip to taco bell or Fajita night.
John: I gave my Wife the old Sidewaysthunderclap the other week she got up and left with the kids and the dog haven't seen her since
Mike: Yea same thing happened to one of my friends few months back why cant bitches learn to take a joke.
Mike: Yea same thing happened to one of my friends few months back why cant bitches learn to take a joke.
by joeeking August 6, 2014
A word used by 10-13 year olds to describe their Babe or Before anyone else.
Bae is the most annoying thing anyone has ever came up with and pisses anyone who has hit puberty off.
Bae is the most annoying thing anyone has ever came up with and pisses anyone who has hit puberty off.
I dont understand why my dad punched me after i told him about my Bae.
Me neither John lets go look at lady parts on the internet.
Me and my Bae kissed yesterday and we used tongues.
Oh my god John i hope you didnt get her pregnant.
I know Tom my mom would kill me.
Hey Michael let me tell you about how fucking stupid i am Bae.
You sure are fuckhead.
Me neither John lets go look at lady parts on the internet.
Me and my Bae kissed yesterday and we used tongues.
Oh my god John i hope you didnt get her pregnant.
I know Tom my mom would kill me.
Hey Michael let me tell you about how fucking stupid i am Bae.
You sure are fuckhead.
by joeeking August 5, 2014
A word used by 10-13 year olds to describe their Babe or Before anyone else.
Bae is the most annoying thing anyone has ever came up with and pisses anyone who has hit puberty off.
Bae is the most annoying thing anyone has ever came up with and pisses anyone who has hit puberty off.
I dont understand why my dad punched me after i told him about my Bae.
Me neither John lets go look at lady parts on the internet.
Me and my Bae kissed yesterday and we used tongues.
Oh my god John i hope you didnt get her pregnant.
I know Tom my mom would kill me.
Hey Michael let me tell you about how fucking stupid i am Bae.
You sure are fuckhead.
Me neither John lets go look at lady parts on the internet.
Me and my Bae kissed yesterday and we used tongues.
Oh my god John i hope you didnt get her pregnant.
I know Tom my mom would kill me.
Hey Michael let me tell you about how fucking stupid i am Bae.
You sure are fuckhead.
by joeeking August 4, 2014