jerkoff's definitions

Pussy Blind

Letting your woman rule your life.

Yo, he's so pussy blind, all he's doing is fucking that hoe.

by Jerkoff November 10, 2003

quango

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.

You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Deport the refugees

Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 8, 2005