12 definitions by jeexlabs.com

queer it up

when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.

dude, moore was like "we're going to south padre!". i was almost packing up my suitcases, then i find out he queered it up. he's always doing shit like that.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

ass burp

the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.

i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

tree fitty

three dollars and fifty cents. the amount of money that goddamn lochness monster wants.

that goddamn lochness monster wants tree fitty again!

by jeexlabs.com March 27, 2003

scalpel cock

when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis

dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

moored

to screw up, fuck up, call of, or by any other means call off a cool thing.

by jeexlabs.com August 24, 2003

assfacius

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

by jeexlabs.com March 27, 2003

spud dud

when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.

dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003