jackson's definitions

pussy willow

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse

that guy is such a damn pussy willow

by jackson September 1, 2004

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

ctd

Computer terms, short for "Crash to Desktop." Occurs when you're using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.

I was playing the Planetside Beta and must've CTD'd a hundred times!

by Jackson July 23, 2003

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005