jackson's definitions

jlevs

jlevs: (v) : to drop the ball wit the honeys. First discovered by the ancient prophet Luigi.

Timmy totally jlevs'd it last night. Rakeesha was butt-naked in his bed and he didnt bang her!

by Jackson April 13, 2006

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005

Banana Cream Pie

When having anal sex, you slap them in the face, cum in their ear and mix it with the wax hence creating banana cream pie. then you take a dump in their mouth, forcing them to eat the before mentioned "banana cream pie"

That banana cream pie left me dazed for weeks.

by Jackson March 30, 2005

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

by Jackson January 20, 2005

knnbccb

This is an abbrevation for a Hokkien(Chinese dialect) foul term used widely in Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan and by those who can communicate in that dialect. Kan Ni Na Bueh Chao Chee Bye generally means fuck your mother's smelly pussy

"Kan Ni Na Bueh Chao Chee Bye", don't you know that human can't lay eggs.

by jackson January 12, 2005