13 definitions by it_was_a_friday_night

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

fudgeknuckle me

A censored form of "fuck me"

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!

by it_was_a_friday_night December 8, 2007

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 8, 2007

cock and balls

Something that is extremely stupid

That was very cock and balls of you. Dumbass!

by it_was_a_friday_night November 8, 2007

McNausty

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard

I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008