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(noun) : someone you feel very close to and trust. your favorite person on the planet

(adj) : a gender neutral classification for your friends, or when beneficial, a “third gender” used in christian schools so that people can close the door of their dorm room.

(abbreviation) : short for best friend.
Mak: that 90° door rule is stupid, you’re no longer a man and now a bestie
*mak closes door*

Q: i’ve reached bestie status!
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
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(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
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a term used by the havocs of grand canyon university to assert their dominance to all as they put their hand sign up, showing their love for their school and their surperiority.

a testament of school spirit
Student #1: Lopes Up!
Student #2: What does that mean?

Student #1: Our mascot is Thunder the antelope, so to show our spirit, we say Lopes Up. It can really be used in any context

*person on a longboard rolls into student two*
Student #2: Lopes Up
Student #1: That’s the spirit!
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
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The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.

Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.

Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)

and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Guy #1: where are you living this year?

Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!

Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then

Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?

Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
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