improviduto's definitions
A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
Get the gamble chocolatesmug. 1. Hey, the football game is tonight. Type on it.
2. I can't decide whether or not I should buy this iPod. Type on it.
2. I can't decide whether or not I should buy this iPod. Type on it.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
Get the type on itmug. A hormone excreted in the female body that causes a women to want to quit something. The gland is found in the woman's vagina. It is the opposite of adrenaline and is something a guy does not experience due lack of proper biological equipment (i.e. men have balls). It is often used as a reason why women want to quit something before it ends or gets difficult. It is also often used as a reason why women get bored with or fall asleep during sex. It is purely coincidental that it sounds like "quit on me".
Her: "The Bears are winning by 30 points. Why don't the Saints just quit? There's only four minutes left, so it's pretty pointless to keep going."
Him: "That's because the Saints don't have quitamine, unlike you who's ready to just throw in the towel when the going gets tough."
Her: *Yawn*
Him: "Don't quit on me yet! I'm just getting warmed up! Damn you quitamine! Damn you to hell!"
Him: "That's because the Saints don't have quitamine, unlike you who's ready to just throw in the towel when the going gets tough."
Her: *Yawn*
Him: "Don't quit on me yet! I'm just getting warmed up! Damn you quitamine! Damn you to hell!"
by improviduto January 23, 2007
Get the quitaminemug. The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.
by improviduto January 20, 2006
Get the double van goghmug. Short for "hilarious". The term is often used by famous stand-up comedy twins Jason and Randy Sklar when commenting on funny events during their TV show Cheap Seats.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
Get the hilariomug. Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?
Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!
Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!
Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
by improviduto September 1, 2005
Get the church gigglesmug. A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.
by improviduto August 26, 2005
Get the hot coffee modmug.