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A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.
Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.
Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.
by improviduto January 2, 2006
Get the duty free high five mug.The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.
by improviduto January 20, 2006
Get the double van gogh mug.Short for "hilarious". The term is often used by famous stand-up comedy twins Jason and Randy Sklar when commenting on funny events during their TV show Cheap Seats.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
Get the hilario mug.A competition between fashion models. The contestants compete to see who the better fashion model is by walking down either a real or mock fashion runway. The company in attendance acts as judges and determine the winner.
Scene: Fashion model Sasha confronts fashion model Chloe at an exclusive night club in New York City. Sasha heard rumors that Chloe was talking smack during her walk down the runway at the Versace show the night before.
Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!
Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
You're worse than confused--you're constupid.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
Get the constupid mug.1. Hey, the football game is tonight. Type on it.
2. I can't decide whether or not I should buy this iPod. Type on it.
2. I can't decide whether or not I should buy this iPod. Type on it.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
Get the type on it mug.A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
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