5 definitions by ickabodCANE
A man who fantasizes about having sex with a woman while she is in the process of having her period. His lust centers around a primal desire to feast on a females' "bloody eggs."
Young Sam was a self-proclaimed Red Hen the day after he decided to blur the line between fantasy and reality.
by ickabodCANE March 30, 2004
by ickabodCANE February 27, 2004
A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
by ickabodCANE February 27, 2004
"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.
by ickabodCANE February 27, 2004
The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.
It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.
by ickabodCANE March 30, 2004