horsejackshit's definitions

ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board

Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body

by horsejackshit December 18, 2018

ready player one

A prime example of how Steven Spielberg is out of times with modern world. He was great in the 90's, could've just stayed in the closet afterwards

Jim: Have you seen ready player one?
Kate: SEEN?! You mean READ! Cause that Shitberg's depiction of it was utter bull, ruinied a perfectly fine book.

by horsejackshit June 10, 2018