9 definitions by hoodrat
Unable to reach online resources such as google, mapquest, or myspace either because your internet connection is down or because you're unable to get to a computer. This might precipitate the need to call a friend and use them as a Tank.
My motherboard fried and I've been netblind ever since. The email must be piled up to my nipples by now.
I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.
I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.
by hoodrat December 15, 2005
Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.
Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.
by hoodrat December 2, 2005
Acronym for Head Up Ass. The implication being that it's difficult to perceive the world in a logical fashion in this condition.
by hoodrat March 7, 2005
Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.
friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
by hoodrat November 14, 2019
the greatest place on earth. spend on your money to get drunk, eat crappy cafeteria food, and do a shit load of work. The place where matt leinart and reggie bush run the school. yeah..you all wish you were trojans!
when at a partay, you can dance on a pole, freek-a-leek in a cage, or hump some basketball star's backside....fuck yeah
by hoodrat November 3, 2004