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the egg is a food that is edible surprisingly. eggs are made when a baby chicken is abducted, killed, and eaten before it is even born, but don't worry it's nutritious!
abortion is bad *proceeds to eat baby chicken in egg before it was born*
by helloIexsist January 4, 2021
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"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.
covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control
by helloIexsist January 4, 2021
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