2 definitions by hegemonicracoon
Initially famous for being an above average footballer, winning loads of awards, trophies and medals, his fame has been catapulted into infamy due to recent allegations concerning his private life, and the efforts he is willing to make to conceal such allegations.
Although some celebrities are quite happy to be punished by tabloid newspapers for their infidelity, Ryan Giggs believes he can use a team of highly paid, short-sighted, cretinous london lawyers to silence not only the british press but also the internet.
Given the british public's desire for a right to freedom of speech and information, they decided to give this idea the middle finger by repeatedly spreading and publishing the story of Ryan Giggs' ploughing of Imogen Thomas all over social networking site Twitter. It is estimated that more people have read about the story online now than the entire daily readership of the daily british press. Therefore the aforementioned Giggs looks like a bit of a silly sausage.
Consequently to 'ryan giggs' is to throw millions of pounds at people, lawyers, judges and attorneys to try and keep a story quiet. And failing.
Although some celebrities are quite happy to be punished by tabloid newspapers for their infidelity, Ryan Giggs believes he can use a team of highly paid, short-sighted, cretinous london lawyers to silence not only the british press but also the internet.
Given the british public's desire for a right to freedom of speech and information, they decided to give this idea the middle finger by repeatedly spreading and publishing the story of Ryan Giggs' ploughing of Imogen Thomas all over social networking site Twitter. It is estimated that more people have read about the story online now than the entire daily readership of the daily british press. Therefore the aforementioned Giggs looks like a bit of a silly sausage.
Consequently to 'ryan giggs' is to throw millions of pounds at people, lawyers, judges and attorneys to try and keep a story quiet. And failing.
by hegemonicracoon May 23, 2011
A fundamental member of British girl group 'The Saturdays' who has attracted an obscene amount of attention due to her whimsical personal life and quirky hairstyle.
Consequently she is often the most conspicuous and recognizable member of the saturdays.
Consequently she is often the most conspicuous and recognizable member of the saturdays.
Jono: "Yo Ali, which is your favourite member of the Saturdays?"
Ali: "Well Jono, it would have to be Frankie Sandford"
Jono: "Oh yeah?"
Ali: "Yeah. I am completely bowled over by her enigmatic flopsy hair bob and her controversial manner in which she handles her men"
Jono: "Hahahahaha"
Ali: "Well Jono, it would have to be Frankie Sandford"
Jono: "Oh yeah?"
Ali: "Yeah. I am completely bowled over by her enigmatic flopsy hair bob and her controversial manner in which she handles her men"
Jono: "Hahahahaha"
by hegemonicracoon April 20, 2011