show

What a self-conscious, pretentious, and egocentric urbanite uses for the word "concert."

"So many great shows last weekend, shame I could only make two of 'em,"
"Oh, don't plays and musicals and stuff usually run for more than one night?"
"No... like Bon Iver, Phoenix, Grizzly Bear shows."
"What is that?"
"Those are artists. You know like... 'bands.'"
"Oh! So you meant there were a lot of CONCERTS last weekend?"
*hipster rolls his eyes*

by hatespretense April 02, 2014