halo's definitions

doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

by Halo August 30, 2003

Jay-Z-zus

Like "Jayzus", only Jay-Z-zus. Something you say when you're fed up and irritated. In place of "Jesus!"

"Will you shut up already, you been yapping your mouth for an hour! Jay-Z-zus!" or "Look what that girl is wearing! Jay-Z-zus Christ!"

by halo May 21, 2004

DLF

stands for Derby Lunatic Fringe, notorious crew of derby county.

D D DLF

forest fan:we got legged by the DLF last saturday

by halo October 23, 2004

Skank

To skank something is to get something for free that someone was very lucky to get. A very lucky bastard

"He skanked that Pizza for nout! The skanky git"

by Halo November 13, 2006

horniformitarianism

When someone is so horney they can't control their emotions and they wind up staying that way.

Wow...Ron's so horny I think he's suffering from horniformitarianism....

by Halo December 18, 2003

jelba

synonym for marijuana, weed, smoke, hash, bud, trees

I want to smoke some jelba.

by halo November 15, 2004

smackhead

Someone who is reliant on drugs.

"That Jim Reynolds is a right smackhead, y' wordtwonk/word with right bad breath"

by Halo August 30, 2003