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Hectaëteris

A hectaëteris is the Greek name for the period over 100 tropical years (also known as a tropical century or hectade or centade) where the Moon phase occurs over 5 days later.

It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.
Ben: The first full moon of 2022 was January 17.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Baehive

A home for gay people who always make out.
They only get out during their honeymoons.
You: These people are making out in their baehive.
Me: It's perfect.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Sexacent

69 cents.
You could call 6ix9ine as well.
Me: How much does this bottle cost?
You: A sexacent.
Me: What does that mean?
You: 69 cents.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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EDM

EDM is erectronic dance music and has the power to sexually excite people to dance, in which the sounds stimulate sexual arousal which leads to erections and sexual gratitude.
It can also promote babies unless it’s ear rape which the the bass and other sounds from EDM are notorious for.
You: Do you wanna go out and have fun?
Me: Yes, I wanna dance to some EDM at the club!
by gregben June 5, 2021
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Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.
What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.
by gregben September 19, 2023
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Hexamyriaenneachiliatetracosicosagon

A polygon with 69420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.994814175 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00518582541 degrees.
Me: I saw this circular looking shape before my eyes and I know it has so many sides.
You: What shape is it.
Me: A hexamyriaenneachiliatetracosicosagon.
You: What‘s that?
Me: A 69420 sided shape.
You: What stuff are you high on?
Me: I’m on weed.
You: How long have you been smoking weed for?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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The 69th Plunge

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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