gregben's definitions

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

by gregben June 7, 2021

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Megasexagon

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.

Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben June 8, 2023

Niggi Minaj

The black queen of rap.
She always raps the N word along with Yo and Ayy many througout.
Also known as Africa’s greatest rapper.

Ariana Grande: I can rap very well.
Niggi Minaj: Hold my beer.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.

You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023