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Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.
Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.
by gregben June 7, 2021
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Tetracosicosagon

A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.
Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.
Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.
Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.
by gregben September 15, 2023
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Triëteris

A triëteris is the Greek name for the period within 3 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 3 days earlier.

It corresponds to 37 synodic months,

39.9914087638034 sidereal months, 40.152246109637005 draconic months, 39.653405866893394 anomalistic months, and 1,092.6317546296311 days.

It intercalates 3 lunar years (which’s 38.910559878295196 sidereal months,

39.067050268836 draconic months, 38.5816921948152 anomalistic months,

and 1,063.101166666668 days).

Though if you intercalate a triëteris, you get a long triëteris, which’s 38 synodic months, 41.072257649311595 sidereal months,

41.237441950438004 draconic months, 40.7251195389716 anomalistic months, and 1,122.162342592594 days, and is nearly 3 synodic periods of Saturn, making it useful for calculations new/full moons in opposition/conjunction with Saturn.

The triëteris is also useful for Greek festivities on a regular basis.
Ben: Did you see that blue moon at the end of August 2023.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: It was besides Saturn.
Gregory: And?
Ben: It was in Bebe Rexha’s 34th birthday.
Gregory: Yeah?
Ben: And in a long triëteris, a full moon will meet up with Saturn toward my sister’s 29th birthday on September 2026.
Gregory: That’s cool.
Ben: And it’s Jenna Ortega’s 24th birthday that year.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Though it would’ve been Olivia Newton-John’s 78th birthday.
Gregory: She will be missed.
Ben: Yeah, and August’s full moon in 2026 will mark what would’ve been Paul Reubens’ 74th birthday.
Gregory: Didn’t he play Pee Wee Herman.
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: Sad.
Ben: May they rest in peace.
Gregory: R.I.P.
Ben: But at least Shania Twain is still alive and turns 61 in 2026.
Gregory: Congrats for her.
Ben: She makes me feel like a man.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.
Person 1: June is over.
Person 2: I'm so excited it's vajuly.
by gregben July 3, 2021
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Stephen Kink

An American author of pornographic fantasy, science fiction, suspense, crime, and horror novels.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
Gregory: What are you reading?
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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