gregben's definitions

Anusthesia

Anasthesia for your anus.
It's poured onto your anus and puts you to sleep so you can get anally fucked or raped without even knowing.

You: You just had anal sex.
Me: I didn't know that.
You: You were given anusthesia.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after cooling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Fuckayear

Also known as a sexayear as well as a sexade.

69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 12, 2023

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.

Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Fuckayear

Also known as a sex’s year as well as a sexade.
69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 11, 2023