gregben's definitions

New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 9, 2024

Wank You

A compliment for wankers.

Wank you very much.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.

Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Stayin’ Alive

The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.

Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.

by gregben February 18, 2022

Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.

Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.

by gregben September 15, 2023