gregben's definitions

Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023

Whordon Ramsay

A British chef who's always crazy and trying to get attention to people who don't care about him or his food.
His father was high on alcohol and drugs.

Whordon Ramsay is a total attention whore.

by gregben October 29, 2022

Sexapound

69 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxlb.

2 sxlbs is 138 lbs.

I lost a sexapound between 3 and 4 months.
Meanwhile, this woman gained a sexapound during pregnancy.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Whorientation

The angle at which you'll have sex with your partner.

Ben: What are you doing.
Greg: I'm making out with my girlfriend, I just need to get my dick into the right whorientation.
Ben: Okay.

by gregben August 14, 2023

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.

Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Love Butt

A series about a couple getting together and having fun together, yet making out and stroking their butts either as an alternative to sex or before or after having sex.

Gregory: One of my all time favorite classic series was Love Butt.
TV: The Love Butt theme starts playing.
Gregory: Lovely couple hanging out together and having fun.
Ben: Lovely alright.

by gregben February 26, 2022