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by gregben September 19, 2023
Get the Simpie Planmug. You: I just booked a gaycation trip to a Whorliday Inn.
Me: YAS! We can hook up with friends and bang them.
You: Ok
Me: YAS! We can hook up with friends and bang them.
You: Ok
by gregben January 1, 2022
Get the Whorliday Innmug. Ben: Beetlejews is the best Jewish movie on Earth.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.
by gregben November 20, 2023
Get the Beetlejewsmug. by gregben August 22, 2022
Get the Baehivemug. The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
by gregben June 11, 2021
Get the Vantablackmug. Anustasia is a woman who has the biggest, shiniest, and most colorful anus in the world.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
by gregben August 20, 2023
Get the Anustasiamug. The lady with the most creative vagina.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
Gregory: There’s been a new record for the most babies born at once.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
by gregben January 16, 2022
Get the Ginesismug.