gregben's definitions

Love Butt

A series about a couple getting together and having fun together, yet making out and stroking their butts either as an alternative to sex or before or after having sex.

Gregory: One of my all time favorite classic series was Love Butt.
TV: The Love Butt theme starts playing.
Gregory: Lovely couple hanging out together and having fun.
Ben: Lovely alright.

by gregben February 26, 2022

69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.

69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.

Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023

dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 2, 2019

Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.

You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022