Love Butt

A series about a couple getting together and having fun together, yet making out and stroking their butts either as an alternative to sex or before or after having sex.

Gregory: One of my all time favorite classic series was Love Butt.
TV: The Love Butt theme starts playing.
Gregory: Lovely couple hanging out together and having fun.
Ben: Lovely alright.

by gregben February 26, 2022

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.

David Bowie lived 1 sexade long.

by gregben May 29, 2023

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.

David Bowie lived for a sexade.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after cooling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 14, 2023