gregben's definitions

Motherfuckership

A giant ship that leads, serves, or carries other smaller vehicles for sexual purposes.

The motherfuckership attacked New York City on Independence Day

by gregben June 30, 2024

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 9, 2024

Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023

Beetlejews

A Jewish movie about ghosts.

Ben: Beetlejews is the best Jewish movie on Earth.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.

by gregben November 20, 2023

Pookemia

Cancer caused by eating poop.

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.

by gregben November 13, 2023

Hier Enwhore

A classic song by Charles Assnavour.

Gregory: What are you listening to.
Ben: I’m listening to Charles Assnavour, Hier Enwhore’s a really good song.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben October 31, 2023

Sexafoot

69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).

Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023