gregben's definitions

Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.

Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.

by gregben July 6, 2021

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Fagshioncore

A vulgar term for describing hardcore people who care more about fags and their style rather than regular people and their styles.

They can look hot, Scottish, traditional, punky, emo, or even draggy.

Drag queens are among the best examples of people following the fagshioncore trend.

John: Those people only care about their looks and males.
Ryan: That’s just pure fagshioncore.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Tittok

A video on TikTok/DikTok posted by a woman about her titties.

That woman posted her breast on Tittok.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.

David Bowie lived for a sexade.

by gregben September 12, 2023