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Triëteris

A triëteris is the Greek name for the period within 3 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 3 days earlier.

It corresponds to 37 synodic months,

39.9914087638034 sidereal months, 40.152246109637005 draconic months, 39.653405866893394 anomalistic months, and 1,092.6317546296311 days.

It intercalates 3 lunar years (which’s 38.910559878295196 sidereal months,

39.067050268836 draconic months, 38.5816921948152 anomalistic months,

and 1,063.101166666668 days).

Though if you intercalate a triëteris, you get a long triëteris, which’s 38 synodic months, 41.072257649311595 sidereal months,

41.237441950438004 draconic months, 40.7251195389716 anomalistic months, and 1,122.162342592594 days, and is nearly 3 synodic periods of Saturn, making it useful for calculations new/full moons in opposition/conjunction with Saturn.

The triëteris is also useful for Greek festivities on a regular basis.
Ben: Did you see that blue moon at the end of August 2023.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: It was besides Saturn.
Gregory: And?
Ben: It was in Bebe Rexha’s 34th birthday.
Gregory: Yeah?
Ben: And in a long triëteris, a full moon will meet up with Saturn toward my sister’s 29th birthday on September 2026.
Gregory: That’s cool.
Ben: And it’s Jenna Ortega’s 24th birthday that year.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Though it would’ve been Olivia Newton-John’s 78th birthday.
Gregory: She will be missed.
Ben: Yeah, and August’s full moon in 2026 will mark what would’ve been Paul Reubens’ 74th birthday.
Gregory: Didn’t he play Pee Wee Herman.
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: Sad.
Ben: May they rest in peace.
Gregory: R.I.P.
Ben: But at least Shania Twain is still alive and turns 61 in 2026.
Gregory: Congrats for her.
Ben: She makes me feel like a man.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.
Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.
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Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.
Person 1: June is over.
Person 2: I'm so excited it's vajuly.
by gregben July 3, 2021
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Hexaëteris

A hexaëteris is the Greek name for the period within 6 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 6 days earlier.

It corresponds to 74 synodic months, 79.9828175276068 sidereal months, 80.30449221927401 draconic months, 79.30681173378679 anomalistic months, and 2,185.2635092592623 days.
Ben: The ultra supermoon 2016 was marked by the last lunar eclipse of 2022 after a hexaëteris.
Gregory: You know your stuff man.
Ben: Not to mention the last lunar eclipse of 2021 was a hexaëteris after my oldest grandfather's 81st birthday in 2015.
Gregory: Wow.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Sexamarijuanapound

69420 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxmjlb.

Its mentioned in the song 69420 lbs Yeet by Enter the Vortex.
Enter the Vortex sang a song about a sexamarijuanapound.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.
Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.
by gregben June 8, 2019
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