gregben's definitions

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Tetracosicosagon

A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.

Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.

by gregben September 11, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.

Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.

by gregben February 5, 2022

Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.

Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

by gregben June 7, 2021