Definitions by giraffe-o

texas grandparent 

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.

“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”

texas grandparent by giraffe-o March 25, 2020

first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

first monkey in space by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

danish giraffe 

A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.

Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.

danish giraffe by giraffe-o February 27, 2017

roadtrip leapfrog 

On a driving trip - continually passing or getting passed by the same cars.

I limit the pitstops I take when I'm on a long drive, so I don't have to keep playing roadtrip leapfrog with the same douchebag drivers.

roadtrip leapfrog by giraffe-o September 2, 2014

million dollar strong 

Being exceptionally assured and confident, in one's interpersonal relationships with the opposite sex (used particularly in hip-hop culture).

Ever since my baby-momma backed down on that domestic assault charge, we been million dollar strong.

million dollar strong by giraffe-o November 14, 2013

walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

stupcredulous

A character in a movie/show who is only there to ask dumb questions and be a lazy plot device. They are either incredulous about the events around them, or stupid and can't sort it themselves.

'The characters in "Transformers" don't do anything, they just sit around and blurt out stupcredulous reactions to everything."

stupcredulous by giraffe-o September 25, 2012