Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.
Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
by giraffe-o August 28, 2011
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tarantula pants

Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.
by giraffe-o February 01, 2007
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deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.
"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 02, 2009
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texas grandparent

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.
“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”
by giraffe-o March 25, 2020
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ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.
by giraffe-o August 26, 2010
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blackswan

To be engaged in sexual contact with your partner, from behind, in a swimming pool, then forcing their head underwater which each thrust. (this mimics the actual mating habits of swans)
I got so carried away when I was hitting that in the hotel swimming pool last night, I started to blackswan her.
by giraffe-o July 07, 2011
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danish giraffe

A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.
Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.
by giraffe-o February 28, 2017
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