22 definitions by giraffe-o

tarantula pants

The unshorn parts of a woman's nether regions.

Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.

by giraffe-o February 1, 2007

deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.

"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."

by giraffe-o December 2, 2009

roadtrip leapfrog

On a driving trip - continually passing or getting passed by the same cars.

I limit the pitstops I take when I'm on a long drive, so I don't have to keep playing roadtrip leapfrog with the same douchebag drivers.

by giraffe-o September 3, 2014

stupcredulous

A character in a movie/show who is only there to ask dumb questions and be a lazy plot device. They are either incredulous about the events around them, or stupid and can't sort it themselves.

'The characters in "Transformers" don't do anything, they just sit around and blurt out stupcredulous reactions to everything."

by giraffe-o April 24, 2012

danish giraffe

A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.

Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.

by giraffe-o February 28, 2017

webbleu

The REAL and ONLY term to use when describing the 'WWW' opening of many URLs.

The location to visit is 'webbleu' dot urban dictionary dot com

by giraffe-o July 9, 2006

stupetetive

Repeating an action or series of actions in the same manner which has failed in the past, and not learning from any stupid mistakes.

Damn, they're making the same mistakes they made last year, that's just stupetetive.

by giraffe-o July 21, 2010