swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004

personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.

"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."

by g-man January 18, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 03, 2004

kugel

A potato pie made out of grated potatoes.

I like my Shabbos dinner to be made up of kugel, cholent and some nice chicken soup.

by G-man March 16, 2004

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 07, 2005