g-man's definitions

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 3, 2004

street sweeper

Jacking off onto a sex parteners face, then using your hairy ball sack to sweep the excess cum into their mouth.

Last night I blew my load on Jane's face and waunted to give her a zamboni, but my balls were to hairy, so I gave her a street sweeper instead.

by G-Man February 21, 2005

fruit fly

Equivalent to fag hag

Jillian is such a fruit fly!

by G-Man December 29, 2002

shrite

Another word for the word right

Shrite, get the hell out of here!

by g-man September 23, 2003

on the down low

A man, who for all intents and purposes, is straight, however once in a while likes to engage in gay sex.

Stephen would never mess around with a guy!

Yeah, whatever, he's on the down-low!

by G-Man June 8, 2004

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005