g-man's definitions

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 3, 2004

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

asian ladyboy

A person or persons from Asia whom usually is bought from a rich, cracka and is used for sexual favors and has a strategically placed penis where his/her vagina should normally be. Usually bought from a poor Asian family in a large city. Related: transvesite, tranny, shemale, hermaphrodite.

I bought this crazy hot Asian Ladyboy from a cracka in NYC.

by G-Man March 14, 2004

whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005

offroading

Another term for engaging in anal sex.

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.

by G-Man February 7, 2005