g-man's definitions

whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005

asian ladyboy

A person or persons from Asia whom usually is bought from a rich, cracka and is used for sexual favors and has a strategically placed penis where his/her vagina should normally be. Usually bought from a poor Asian family in a large city. Related: transvesite, tranny, shemale, hermaphrodite.

I bought this crazy hot Asian Ladyboy from a cracka in NYC.

by G-Man March 14, 2004

personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.

"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."

by g-man January 18, 2005

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

by G-Man February 7, 2005