g-man's definitions

SAS

Shit Air Seperator: A thin gasket like muscle in the anal cavity that seperates gas from shit. When its broken, it results in a shart

John- I got to go home and change.
Jane- Why?
John- I tried to fart I blew my SAS.
Jane- You dirty son of a bitch.

by G-Man April 1, 2005

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005

shrite

Another word for the word right

Shrite, get the hell out of here!

by g-man September 23, 2003

street sweeper

Jacking off onto a sex parteners face, then using your hairy ball sack to sweep the excess cum into their mouth.

Last night I blew my load on Jane's face and waunted to give her a zamboni, but my balls were to hairy, so I gave her a street sweeper instead.

by G-Man February 21, 2005

on the down low

A man, who for all intents and purposes, is straight, however once in a while likes to engage in gay sex.

Stephen would never mess around with a guy!

Yeah, whatever, he's on the down-low!

by G-Man June 8, 2004

Gaty

Slang term that is short for gatorade.

"I'm going to the store. You want anything."

"Get me a watermelon Gaty."

by g-man January 18, 2005

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005