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Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅!
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅!
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
by fubsish October 16, 2009
Get the [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] mug.A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
Get the Wankerchief mug.When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.
Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.
Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
Billy: I'm up there.
Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
by fubsish October 19, 2009
Get the up there mug.A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".
Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.
Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!
Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!
Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
by fubsish September 9, 2009
Get the Useless Textbook mug.A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.
Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
by fubsish October 18, 2009
Get the Cluck mug.When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?
Ben: Fuck the what??!
Ben: Fuck the what??!
by fubsish November 5, 2009
Get the Fuck the what??! mug.Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.
by fubsish November 21, 2009
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