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Viceroy

When you eat a handful of laxitives, jack off, then run into the bathroom and shit your guts out, leaving you with this calming feeling of being totally emptied.
Jack: Hey, Jordan, guess what I did last night?
Jordan: What, Jack?
Jack: I pulled a Viceroy!!
Jordan: No! How was it?
Jack: Let's just say I was to lazy to get off the toilet!!
by fubsish August 2, 2009
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
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Diablo Spawn

Diablo Spawn is the share ware version of Diablo, a 1997 computer game made by Blizzard, the makers of the Warcraft and Starcraft franchises. Blizzard also created World of Warcraft in 2005.

Basically, way back when LAN parties were cool and MMORPG's were still very early on in their evolution, one would install Diablo Spawn on their friends computers, then run an online play with them while using the ACTUAL Diablo to run the operation.

Diablo Spawn comes free with the Diablo CD, which you can find in the Diablo Battle Chest, for 30 bucks at Walmart. If you want a bit of late-1990's retro action, then buy it and play your troubles away.
Greg installed Diablo Spawn on Mike's, Jordan's, and Eric's computers, so he could play it as an MMORPG with his friends, without them having to buy the game separately.
by fubsish March 30, 2010
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-_\\\

An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.
Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\

Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
by fubsish March 23, 2010
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Incest-Fest

A synonym for a purity ball.

Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.

If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Katie: Did you hear about Marie getting a purity ring?
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.
by fubsish August 29, 2009
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Ott?

by fubsish September 2, 2009
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