31 definitions by fubsish
When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.
Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.
Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
Billy: I'm up there.
Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
by fubsish October 19, 2009
Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.
by fubsish November 22, 2009
A condition by which the person affected is always dropping cases, be it CD cases, photo frames, or really anything else that should not be dropped.
John dropped my fucking thirty dollar CD case! I just paid for that thing, and it's broken! That mofo is case sensitive.
by fubsish December 7, 2009
One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by fubsish September 14, 2009
Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".
by fubsish November 8, 2009
taking five or more years to complete high school or college.
high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
by fubsish October 2, 2009