death wagon

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.

My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.

by fruitermelon July 01, 2008

oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

banana slam

smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you

Sir Allan II: wats cooking ugly faggot ass bitch lookin
Loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you

by fruitermelon February 16, 2008

shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon October 01, 2008

tummyboobs

fat tits + time = tummyboobs

she's gonna have such bad tummyboobs in about 5 years

by fruitermelon August 07, 2007

cunt

a person, place, or thing

cunt had a cunt at the cunt

by fruitermelon March 15, 2008